Things I've learned from my 4-year old

• Having a band-aid (covering a tiny scratch on your foot) is reason to stay home from school.
• Never cancel an activity promised to a preschooler. POSTPONE. You may have to bribe with candy.
• Birthday planning for your next birthday begins at 12:01am the day after your birthday.
• Heaven is the Batcave.
• God made all of us special. And some of us (like Batman) really special.
• When you get weak, apparently you die. Not frail, specifically weak.
• All toys cost the same. Regardless of whether it's a matchbox car or a two-foot tall knight's castle. So, why not get the castle??
• People have to get married at nighttime. Why? Because the Incredible's did.
• Preschoolers wake UP when the power goes out at night (too quiet) but can sleep through the awful weather radio that blares throughout the house.
• There's no place in the world like a grandparent's house.